You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
