Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
