Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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