Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
