just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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