I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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