Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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