You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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