Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
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