Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I am mentally ready for anal.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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