I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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