This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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