It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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