just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
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