oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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