I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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