Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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