Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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