okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
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