Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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