I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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