I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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