in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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