She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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