You can't motorboat a personality
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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