just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
everyone is single if you try hard enough
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
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