yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Randomize
