So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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