The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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