Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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