Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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