I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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