plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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