I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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