so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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