Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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