3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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