The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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