lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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