1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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