Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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