youre lurking in front of me
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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