No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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