she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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