I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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