I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
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