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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I have fence marks all over my body
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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