Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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