And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
Randomize
