I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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