You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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