this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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