i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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