i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I stole a fireplace last night.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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