Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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