i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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