I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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