Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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