Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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